Take off your make-up and Put down the camera~

kanyewestvirginia:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw

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f-cken:

lunchtrae:

what if the lion diarrhea? 

Omg

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kawaiians:

i have to pee but the bathroom’s all the way in the bathroom

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did-you-kno:

Source

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fragments-of-a-second:

Harry Potter: The Boy Who Felt Extremely Awkward In Almost Every Situation

 #oh hey look #there’s a little arm thingie there #wow i didn’t notice that before #six fucking years riding this train and i never noticed that little lever #wow that’s facinating #it just pulls down and whoa that’s awesome #hey ron did you see - #….

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my grandma just called me in tears because her computer froze and she was in the middle of playing tetris and i talked her down and told her to press the power button until it restarted and she could play another tetris game and she was like “it won’t be the same”

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